gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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