i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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