Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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