Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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