Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
If I die, sorry about rent.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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