I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It's official drugs can't kill me
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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