I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I have post one night stand depression
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