is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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