I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
