No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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