Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
whose ass print is on the piano?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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