What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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