You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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