Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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