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It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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