It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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