Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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