what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize
