Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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