wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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