I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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