How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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