Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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