It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
These 27 People Had No Idea What They Were Doing When It Came To Sex
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.