I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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