areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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