Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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