I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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