Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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