Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(304): View more from West Virginia

this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool

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(925): View more from California

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.

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(518): View more from New York

no really all good couples have similar hair colors!

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(614): View more from Ohio

Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....

(614): View more from Ohio

We've got ourselves a situation

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(720): View more from Colorado

she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...

(1-479): View more from Arkansas

I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma

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(732): View more from New Jersey

1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND

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(530): View more from California

I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.

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