Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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