What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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