Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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