Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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