why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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