Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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