is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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