I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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