The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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