Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You pole danced in your parka.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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