One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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