Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
