He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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