i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm really busy with my period
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