I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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