it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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