the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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