is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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