Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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