But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
i need some magic done to my vagina
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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