Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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