just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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