our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
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Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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