he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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