Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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