Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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