I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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