Bisexual people are plain selfish.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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