so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
then he tried to convert me to islam
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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