you have to choose: penises or morals?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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